10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "No river, no fish."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger