10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.