10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS