10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson