10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Fold and live to fold again
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.