10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus