10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker