10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• im going to 2 out you to death
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.