10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!