10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..