10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)