10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.