10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer