10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986