10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers