10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.