10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss