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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-