10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.