10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)