10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.