10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm