10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe