10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.