10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is for loners.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel