10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986