10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)