10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels