10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from