10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger