10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth