10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier