10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is for loners.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986