10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.