10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders