10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson