10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Fold and live to fold again
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.