10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-