10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth