10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.