10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.