10 Random Poker Quotes
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- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."