10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"