10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm