10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.