10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."