10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack