10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.