10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.