10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.